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Cat Bumper Stickers
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Cat - A migratory organism with a tropism for where
it's not wanted
- Cats don't get into mischief,
cats are mischief
- The cat could very well be
man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting
it
- Do not meddle in the affairs
of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your:
computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of
the above
- E Pluribus Meow - In cats we
trust
- We had to give away the kids
- the cat was allergic
- The trouble with a kitten is
that when it grows up, it's always a cat
- Dogs come when called, cats
have answering machines and might get back to you
- Some say that cats are sneaky
evil and cruel. True, and they have other fine
qualities as well
- If a fish is the movement of
water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram
and pattern of subtle air.
- Cats don't want to own
people. They prefer to lease with an option.
- Cats keep their claws sharp
because they know that just a purr may not be enough
- Anything not nailed down is a
cat toy!
- A chill in the air, a cat on
the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah,
Paradise!
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