Cat Diary 2

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try and strike  fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good  little cat I was... hmmm. Not working according to plan...

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a  burning, foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such  a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my  teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and  smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I  overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." I must  learn more about this and how to use it to my advantage.