A cat can make its body long enough to reach just about any countertop which has anything remotely interesting on it.

A cat will accelerate at a constant rate until he gets good and ready to stop.

A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

No rug may remain in its naturally flat state if a cat is present.

Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Cats also know that energy can only be stored, by a lot of napping.

If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.