Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.

Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.

A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.

It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where it "might" be.

Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away.

A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.

As yet undiscovered.