Funny Cat Articles, Jokes and Stories

THE CAT A-I
THE CAT J-R
THE CAT S-Z
Cat Bumper Stickers
Cat Diary 1
Cat Diary 2
Cat Diary 3
Cat Diary 4
How well does your cat know you?
Why Cats are better than men
How and when to get your human's attention
Punishing Your Human
Rewarding Your Human

How long should you keep your human?
How to Bathe a Cat
Rules for Cats to live by I
Rules for Cats to live by II
How to Hamper Your Human
The Ten Cat Commandments
Cat Language translator I!
Cat Language translator II!
What Cats do for us
The Cat Bill of Rights I
The Cat Bill of Rights II

Things you can learn from your cat
Feline Age vs Human Age
And God Created the Cat...
Cat Laws of Physics I
Cat Laws of Physics II
Cat Laws of Physics  III
Cat Laws of Physics IV
How to deal with vets & medicine
Dealing with vacuum cleaners
How to get fresh water
Scratching Posts
Sleeping & Humans
Cat's Guide to Eating
Rules of Hampering I

Rules of Hampering II
Dealing with Guests
Dealing with Doors
Guide to Cat Play
Cat Etiquette
Top 10 Signs that you are a Crazy Cat Lady
Fun Cat Facts
How well do you know your cat?
Cat's Manual: Training Your Human
On the first day of creation...
Wrapping Presents with your cat
FAMOUS Cat Quotes
How to give your Cat a Pill
The Way to a Woman's Heart..
Does Your Cat Own You?