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HOW WELL DO YOU
KNOW YOUR CAT?

1) Your cat waits and meows at the door when you arrive. Is it saying:

a) Welcome home
b) The phone rang twice while you were out
c) Feed me

2) Now your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:

a) Please don't leave me here all alone
b) Goodbye
c) But what if I get hungry while you're out?

3) Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:

a) An unsupressed primal instinct
b) A sign of affection
c) A demand to be fed now

4) Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:

a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden
b) I wanna go out and play
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?

Answers: Most of the time, the correct answer is C.