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Rewarding
Your Human: Should Your Gift Still Be Alive?
The cat world is divided over the etiquette of presenting
humans with the thoughtful gift of a recently disemboweled
animal. Some believe that humans prefer these gifts already
dead, while others maintain that humans enjoy a slowly expiring
cricket or rodent just as much as we do, given their jumpy
and playful movements in picking the creatures up after
they've been presented.
After much consideration of the human psyche, we recommend
that cold-blooded animals (large insects, frogs, lizards,
garden snakes and the occasional earthworm) should be presented
dead, while warm-blooded animals (birds, rodents, your neighbor's
Pomeranian) are better still living. When you see the
expression on your human's face, you'll know it's worth
it.
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