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Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary
to do anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open,
stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is
opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered
an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think
about several things. This is particularly important during
very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
If you have to throw up, get to a chair or bed quickly.
If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If
there is no Oriental rug, any quality carpeting is good.
When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so
it is as long as a human's bare foot.
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible
in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have
something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first
get up in the morning. This will help their coordination